Happy Republic day

The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. Happy Republic Day  

Happy Republic day

Our life iz full of colors and I hope this 26th January will add more colors in ur life.Happy Republic Day 

Happy Republic Day!

India has two million gods, and worships them all. In religion all other countries are paupers;
 India is the only millionaire. 

HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY..

Buland Bharat ke nikkamme baccho,valentines/frndship day hota to ab tak 100 sms ho gaye hote.
Come on, it's a great day. So wish evrybody.. 
HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY..  

Happy Republic day

Sharing with you the Joy and Pride..of being an Indian This Republic Day! 
HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY 

Its REPUBLIC DAY Today

Lets celebrate and solute the noble cause,Its our nation which is shining as it was,
Its REPUBLIC DAY Today..Don't forget the effort.. 

Happy Republic day

Other might have forgotten,But never can i,The Flag of my country Furls very high,
 Happy Republic Day   

Happy Republic Day!

The difference between what we do and what we are capable of doing would suffice to solve most of the world's problems...
Happy Republic Day 

1 COUNTRY, PROUD TO BE INDIAN.

31 states, 
1618 languages,
 6400 castes,
6 ethnic groups, 
29 festivalS, 
1 COUNTRY, PROUD TO BE INDIAN. 
Happy Republic Day  

Happy Republic day

Thousands laid down their lives so that our country breath this day..never forget their sacrifice.. Happy Republic day

Happy Republic Day!

Honoring with you the glory and power of our free homeland.
Happy Republic Day!

HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY..

Let us remember the golden heritage of our country and feel proud to be a part of India.
HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY..

Jo mere dil me aise samaya,

Banane wale ne ek Dost mere liye banaya,
Jise Aap ke rup me maine paya,
Jo mere dil me aise samaya,
Jaise purani haveli me ho BHOOT ka saaya!

Par ek sacha Dost mile vo KISMAT.

Jo chiz mang k mile wo Mannat...
Chah ke mile wo Chahat...
Paas ho wo Amanat...
Dilse mile vo Rehmat...
Par ek sacha Dost mile vo KISMAT.

Dosi ka rishta to us daali ki taraha hai.

Dosti Ka Rishta Anokha Hai.

Na Gulab sa hai na kanto sa.!

Dosi ka rishta to us daali ki taraha hai.

Jo Gulab OR KANTO DONO KO BHI SATH RAKTA H 

pyaar se nahi ruswaai se dartehain,

Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain,
pyaar se nahi ruswaai se dartehain,
milne ki to bohat chahat hai.
par milne k baad judaai sedarte ha

Jise dilme basana chahte hai

Ishq pane ki tamanna me,
Kabi kabi zindgi khilona ban jati he,
Jise dilme basana chahte he,
Wo surat sirf yad bankar reh jati he

YE JARURI NAHI HAR KOI PAS HO,

HAR SAGAR K 2 KINARE HOTE HE, 
KUCH LOG JAN SE BHI PYARE HOTE HE,
YE JARURI NAHI HAR KOI PAS HO,
KYOKI JINDGI ME YADOO KE BHI SAHARE HOTE HE, 

2 KADAM HUM CHALE 2 KADAM TUM,

ANJANI SI MULAKAT PEHACHAN BAN GAYI.,
EK MITHE SE RISHTE KI JAN BAN GAYI.,
2 KADAM HUM CHALE 2 KADAM TUM,
CHALE OR DOSTI KI RAH KITANI ASAN BAN GAYI..
GOOD NIGHT.

DIL DO KISI EK KO , WO BHI KISI NEK KO,

DIL DO KISI EK KO, WO BHI KISI NEK KO , 
DIL DO KISI EK KO , WO BHI KISI NEK KO, 
PAR JABTAK WO NEK NA MILE ,
TAB TAK PRAPOSE KARTE RAHO HAR EK KO.

"THANDI HAWAA" LAAYI PAIGAM HAMARAA..

"NAYI SUBAH" KA NAYA NAZARA,
 "THANDI HAWAA" LAAYI PAIGAM HAMARAA.. 
JAGO, UTHO TAIYAR HO JAO,
 "KHUSHIYON" SE BHARA RAHE AAJ KA DIN TUMHARA.
GOOD MORNING...

Bahut khushnasib samhajhte hain khud ko hum.

Koi hai jo dua karta hai.
Apno me mujhe bhi gina karta hai. 
Bahut khushnasib samhajhte hain khud ko hum. 
Dur rah ke bhi koi yad kia karte hain.

HUMSE DOSTI KAROGE BINDAAS RAHOGE.

PYAAR KAROGE PARESHAN RAHONGE,
SHADI KAROGE SHARABI BANOGE,
LOVE KAROGE DEVDAS BANOGE,
HUMSE DOSTI KAROGE BINDAAS RAHOGE.

100 dushman kabul Ap jaisa ek dost pane k liye.

100 bewafa kabul ek wafa k liye,
100 aansu kabul ek hasi k liye,
Naaj apki dosti pe kuch aisa . . .
100 dushman kabul Ap jaisa ek dost pane k liye.

Hum Nibhayenge Yeh Rishta Marte Dum tak

Hum Nibhayenge Yeh Rishta Marte Dum tak,
Hansayenge khushi Se Gum tak,
Aey Dost! Kabhi humse Door na hona Saath Rehna aakhri Dum tak.

Pata nahi dusre janam ke bare me,

Rishta to banta hai upar wale ki duniya mein,
Hum to sirf nibhana chahte hai,
Pata nahi dusre janam ke bare me,
Par dosti apki her janam me pana chahte hai....

HAR KISI KA AISA NASEEB NAHI HOTA

HAR SITARA CHAND NAHI HOTA,
DIL KI DAULAT WALA GARIB NAHI HOTA.
DOST TUM JAISA MIL JAYE MUKADDAR SE,
HAR KISI KA AISA NASEEB NAHI HOTA.

koi Chez Zindgi Se Pyari Nahi Hoti,

Tufano mey Kinarey mil jate hai,
Zindgi mey Saharey Mil Jate hai,
koi Chez Zindgi Se Pyari Nahi Hoti,
Par Kuch Log Zindgi Se Bhi Pyare Mil Jatey Hai

Jo mila dost aap jaisa pyaara.

Ek hai aasman ka taara,
Dusara hai samundar ka ka kinara,
Naseeb hai accha hamara,
Jo mila dost aap jaisa pyaara. 

hasti aankhon se bhi aansu nikal ayenge.

Hum jab bhi apki duniya se jayenge,
itni khushiyan or apnapan de jayenge,
ki jab bhi bhi yad karoge mujhe,
hasti aankhon se bhi aansu nikal ayenge.

KAMBAKHT YE HASTE DIL KO RULATI HAI.....

MOHABBAT WOH HAI JO SATATI HAI,
NAAZUK SE DIL KO TADPATI HAI,
KARNA NA KABHI MOHABAT KISI SE,
KAMBAKHT YE HASTE DIL KO RULATI HAI.....

TU FIKAR ME APNI AAJ KI HASI BARBAD NA KAR.

GUJARI HUI ZINDGI KO KABHI YAD NA KAR,
TAKADIR ME JO NAHI LIKHA HAI USKI FARIYAD NA KAR. 
JO HOGA WO HOKAR RAHEGA,
TU FIKAR ME APNI AAJ KI HASI BARBAD NA KAR.

KISI AAYINE PE PATTHAR GIRAKAR DEKHO.

EHSAS K DAMAN ME AANSU GIRAKAR DEKHO, 
DOSTI KITNI SACHCHI HE AAJMA KAR DEKHO. 
AAPKO BHUL KAR KYA HOGI DIL KI HALAT,
KISI AAYINE PE PATTHAR GIRAKAR DEKHO.

Aisi indian ladki ka naam batao

Aisi indian ladki ka naam batao jis mein A,I,E,O,U na ho ?

Fir Kyo Aasman Zamin Pe Fida Hota Hai.

Khuda Jane Pyar Kya Hota Hai,
Jinhe Apna Banaya Wo Kyu Dur Hota Hai,
Kehte Hai Ke Milte Nahi Zamin Or Aasman,
Fir Kyo Aasman Zamin Pe Fida Hota Hai.

wo dosti hi kya jo naraj na ho,

Dosti me duriya to aati rahati hai,
phir b dosti dilonko mila deti hai,
wo dosti hi kya jo naraj na ho,
par sacchi dosti doston ko mana leti hai.

"O"ut of tension,

"G"o to bed,
"O"ff the light, 
"O"ut of tension,
"D"reams come,


"N"ice sleep,
"I"gnore worries,
"G"et up earlier, 
"H"ave nice,
"T"houghts,


 Good Night,Sweet dream

Khamoshiyo ko khamoshi se suno,

Kon kehta khamoshiya khamosh hoti hai,
Khamoshiyo ko khamoshi se suno,
kya pata khamoshiya wo kehde jinki aapko lafjon me talash hoti hai.
Good night. 

Spell muhabbat

Spell muhabbat 
M=Maut,
U=uljhan,
H=Haadsa,
A=Aansoo,
B=Barbaadi,
B,=Bewafai,
A=Andhera 
T=Tanhaai.

Ke khushi bhi aapki diwani bani rahe. ......

Sajti rahe khushiyo ki mehfil,
Har mehfil khushi se suhani bani rahe, 
Aap zindagi me itne khush rahe, 
Ke khushi bhi aapki diwani bani rahe. ......

Kisi ki kabar par banta hai Tajmahal,

Kisi ko mil jaati hain rangeen baharein, 
Kisi ko chaman bhi nahi milta.. 
Kisi ki kabar par banta hai Tajmahal, 
Kisi ko kafan bhi nahi milta 

Jab tum sa anmol dost is zindagi me aaya

Takdir ne chaha,
Takdir ne bataya,
Takdir ne tumko or humko milaya,
Khush nasib the hum ya wo pal,
Jab tum sa anmol dost is zindagi me aaya

Jiske sath mehak uthe apki zindagi,

Lamha lamha aapka honto pe muskan rahe,
Har gam aapse anjan rahe,
Jiske sath mehak uthe apki zindagi,
Dua hai hamesha aapke pass wahi insan rahe.

Khuda Kare Jannat Jesi Zindagi Aapki ho.

Her Naimat,Har Khushi Aapki Ho,
Mehak Uthay Wo Manzar Jaha Hansi Aapki Ho. 
Koi Lamha Aapka Udas Na Ho ,
Khuda Kare Jannat Jesi Zindagi Aapki ho.

Sitare chune k liye kabhi zamin na chodna

Samne ho manzil to rasta na modna,
Jo mann me ho wo khwab na todna,
Har kadam pe milegi kamyabi aapko,
Sitare chune k liye kabhi zamin na chodna.

Na honge hum to ye alam na hoga

Humare bin adhure tum rahoge,
Kabhi koi tha humara tum khud kahoge,
Na honge hum to ye alam na hoga,
Milenge bahut par hum sa na hoga......

Rishte toot jaye to Dil jalta hai

Roshni ke liye Diya jalta hai,
Shyam ke liye parwana jalta hai,
Rishte toot jaye to Dil jalta hai,
Aur aap jaisa dost ho jaye to jamana jalta hai

Dosti shabad nahi jo kaha jaye

Dosti shabad nahi jo kaha jaye,
Ruh nahi jo mit jaye,
Safar nahi jo mukaam paye,
ye toh wo Ehsaas hai jiske liye jiya jaye toh jindagi kam pad jaye 

Hum nibhayenge Dosti ka Rishta is Qadar

Na chupana koi bat Dilme ho,
Agar Rakhna thoda Bharosa aap humper,
Hum nibhayenge Dosti ka Rishta is Qadar, 
Ke Na Bhula paoge hume jindagi bhar 

BUT?.? FRIENDSHIP begins with

Words begin with ?.A?.B?.C?. 
Number begin with?.1?.2?.3?.
Music begin with?.SA?.RE?.GA?. 
BUT?.? FRIENDSHIP begins with?.? ?
You&Me? 

kabhi fursat mile to padna kitab rishto ki,

Dosti yakeen par tiki hoti hai, 
ye divaar badi mushkil se khadi hoti hai,
kabhi fursat mile to padna kitab rishto ki,
dosti har rishte se badi hoti hai.
 Gud Night

Reply if ur genious

( EXAM) Wo___bhi kya___thi, jis___me wo___thi us___k basne se mere dil ki___'___ thi. 
In 7 blanks me 1 hi word ata hai wo word kya hai ? 
Reply if ur genious

Dil ke kone me itni jagah rakhna

Bat aisi ho k jazbat kam na ho.
Khayalat aise ho k kabhi gam na ho.
Dil ke kone me itni jagah rakhna.
Ke khali khali sa lage jab hum na ho. 

Kabhi kabhi rishte nibhate nibhate raste kho jate hai

* Rishte or Raste 1 Sikke ke 2 pehlu he,
Kabhi kabhi rishte nibhate nibhate raste kho jate hai,
Or Kabhi rasto pe chalte chlte rishte ban jate hai. . .

Aapko lage Chand Sitaron ki Umar

Aap milo har janam me,

kyu ke hume aapki dosti Pasand hai,

Aapko lage Chand Sitaron ki Umar,

Kyu ke Hamari Umar bahut kam he..

good afternoon..

jab tak jindgi hmare pass hai

Jindgi choti aur asan hai,
sath nibhana badi aur mushkil bat hai,
magar yeh vada raha apse,
jab tak jindgi hmare pass hai,
hmari dosti aapke sath hai..

Mere Chehre Pe Chahe Gum ho

Jeene K Liye Jaan Jaruri Hai
Humare Liye to aap Jaruri hai
Mere Chehre Pe Chahe Gum ho
Lekin aap k Chehre pe Mushkan jaruri hai

Jab Dil kre ki Koi Tumhe Manaya

Yuhi Sapno se Dil Lagaya Kro
Kisi K Khwabon Me aya- Jaya kro
Jab Dil kre ki Koi Tumhe Manaya
Toh Hume Yaad Karge Ruth Jaya karo

Meri Aankhon me Tasveer ap Ki Adhuri to nhi na

Juda Ha to Kya hua Duri To nhi na
Baat Na Ho aisi Koi Majburi to nhi na
Nazar nhi ate Ho to kya hua
Meri Aankhon me Tasveer ap Ki Adhuri to nhi na

wada raha aapse pehle hum jayenge

Woh maut b badi suhani hogi,
jo aapki dosti me aani hogi,
wada raha aapse pehle hum jayenge,
kyunki aapki swagat ki rasam jo nibhani hogi.

KYA Choda JO PATI mila..

LADKI ne

Ghar choda,

Sasural mila

.

Bhai choda,

Dever mila.

Bahan chodi,

Nanad mili.

Maa-baap chode,

Sas-Ssur mile.

KYA Choda

JO PATI mila.. :)

DIWALI KA TYOHAR

Khushian ho overflow,
masti kabhi na ho low,
dosti ka surur chaya rahe,
dhan aur shorat ki ho bauchar, 
aisa aaye aapke liye DIWALI KA TYOHAR

Ek Jhooth

Ek Salaah

(Take Care)

Ek Request

(Bhool nahi Jana)

Ek Tamanna

(Hamesha khush raho)

Ek Jhooth

(I Hate U)

Ek Such

(I Miss U)

Ek DUWA

(GOD BLESS U)...

Aapke hote huye inbox khaali hain,

Thandi coffee garam kar lo,
is patthar dil ko naram ka lo.
Aapke hote huye inbox khaali hain,
thodi to yaaro yad bara sms kar do.
i miss u

'RANG DE BASANTI' Se kam nahi

Palbhar me tut jaye vo kasam nahi,
dosto ko bhul jaye vo hum nahi,

Kyoki hamari dosti

'RANG DE BASANTI' Se kam nahi

bus yaadon bhara ye safar reh jayega

pal beet jaega waqt gujar jayega,

bus yaadon bhara ye safar reh jayega,

na woh log honge na unki baatein,

yaad kerne ko buswoh lamha reh jayega.

13 letters ko 3 words me set karo

Agar apne saccha pyaar kiya hai toh in 
13 letters ko 3 words me set karo
.( A F O T I G W I U Y N O R)
 ye hai pyaar ka imtehaan reply.

sochte hai kya mange aapse?

Rub Se aapki khushi mangte hai,
duaon me aapki hansi mangte hai,
sochte hai kya mange aapse?
chalo aapse aapki umar bhar ki dosti mangte hai.
Gud Morning

Bas roz yad kr liya kro Toh ham kush he

Phul ki trah haste raho, Toh hum khush hai,
Dil kholkar jiya karo Toh hum khush hai,
Ye nhi khte k hame mila kro,
Bas roz yad kar liya kro Toh ham kush hai.

Jo kisi pal sath na chode DOSTI

Jo pal pal chalti rahe:ZINDGI hai,
Jo har pal jalti rahe:ROSHNI hai,
Jo pal pal khilti rahe:MOHABAT hai,
Jo kisi pal sath na chode DOSTI

Chand ko Chandni Mubarak

Raat ko naya Chand MUBARAK,
Chand ko Chandni Mubarak,
Falak ko sitare Mubarak,
Aapko aur aapki family ko "HAMARI" taraf se "EID MUBARAK"!

dost ko meri dosti yaad aati rahe

Zaruri nahi dosti me mulakatein hoti rahe,
Zaruri nahi ki baat hoti rahe,
Par jo zaruri hai vo bas yahi ki dost ko meri dosti yaad aati rahe,,,,

HAPPY NAVRAT

Lakshmi ka Hath ho,
Saraswati ka Sath ho,
Ganesh ka niwas ho,
aur maa durga ke ashirwad se
Aapke jeevan mai prakash hi prakash ho.
HAPPY NAVRAT

hamari dosti main itna toh dum hai ki

Bina dekhe teri tasvir bana sakte hai,

bina mile tera hal bata sakte hai,

hamari dosti main itna toh dum hai ki,

tere aasu aapni ankho se gira sakte hai

aapko kya laga hum aapko bhool gaye

Savera kya hua sitaro ko bhool gaye,
suraj kya uga chaand ko bhool gaye,
Guzre kya kuch pal aapke bina,
aapko kya laga hum aapko bhool gaye,

Aapki dosti hamesha is dil me rahega.

Lamhe ye suhane saath ho na ho..

Kal mei aaj jaisi baat ho na ho?????

Aapki dosti hamesha is dil me rahega.

Chahye puri umar mulakat ho na ho

jab hume yaad karke dilse muskura lete ho

Is zamanese bahut alag ho ap,
 woh khushkismt hai jiske paas ho ap,
hamare liye woh waqt hi hasin hai,
jab hume yaad karke dilse muskura lete ho

Jiske samne fike padtehai sare sitaare

Vaise to kayi dosthai hamare,

Jaise aasman mehai kai taare,

Par aap dosti ke aasman ke wo chand hain,

Jiske samne fike padtehai sare sitaare.

Dost to har pal dil me basaya jata hai

Yahi to khoobsurat dosti ka nataa hai,
Jo bina kisi shart ke jiya jata hai,
Rahe duriyan darmiyan to parwaah nahi,
Dost to har pal dil me basaya jata hai :)

SWEET WALA DREAM OR GUD WALI NIGHT. :)

OYE TENUKI LAGDA HE ME TENU DISTURB KARAN VASTE MSG KARIA SI,
O NA JI NA ME TO TENU GUDNIGHT WISH KARAN VASTE MSG KARIA SI.
CHALO JI SWEET WALA DREAM OR GUD WALI NIGHT. :)

KUCHH LOG HAMESHA MUSKURATE HUE ACCHHE LAGTE Hai

@(".".")@
 ((       ))Dear God !
 Jo is sms ko padh rahe h unhe dunia ki har khushi dena bcoz ;
KUCHH LOG HAMESHA MUSKURATE HUE ACCHHE LAGTE Hai
Good Morning

meharban ho khuda aap par itna ke

Apki muskan kabhi hoto se na chute,
puri dunia me apse koi na roote,
meharban ho khuda aap par itna ke 
ansman ke tare bhi apki marji se toote.

kimat pyar ki nahi 'VISHWASH' ki hoti hai!!

kimat pani ki nahi pyas ki hoti hai,
kimat maut ki nahi saans ki hoti hai,
pyar bahut hai duniya me,
kimat pyar ki nahi 'VISHVASH' ki hoti hai!!

IS LIYE HUM GIRLFRIEND NAHI BANATE.

DIL KA AASHIYAN HUM NAHI SAJATE, 
BAGHON MAIN PHOOL HUM NAHIN KHILATY,
 HUMARI 1 PASAND SE TOOT JAYENGE 1000 DIL, 
IS LIYE HUM GIRLFRIEND NAHI BANATE.

FRIENDSHIP is a ration CARD

Love is a postCARD
Life is a visiting CARD
Wife is a memoryCARD
Lover is a invitation CARD
But,FRIENDSHIP is a ration CARD
Keep it safe...!!

BEHRE PHONE UTTHA

When I Call U
1Ring Means
I Think Of U
2Ring Means
I Like U
3Ring Means
I Miss U
4Ring Means
I Need U
5Ring Means
BEHRE PHONE UTTHA

Satrday Halfday HalfChadi

MOLU-Aj HalfChadi Q pehni?
GOLU-Satrday Halfday HalfChadi
MOLU-Sundy ko tere ghar kabi nai Aaunga :)

Hum Dosti ka farz nibaege is kadar

Na chupana koi baat dil me ho agar
Rakhna thoda barosa ap hm par
Hum Dosti ka farz nibaege is kadar
ki bulane pr b na bhul paoge hame zindgi bhar

Question is How God Knew that u Needed a Lovely Person Like Me

I Can't Find a Reason Y God
Introduced You to Me.
But thats not the Question.
Question is How God Knew that u Needed a Lovely Person Like Me

Wo kabi Khuda to kabi Bewafa lagte he

Aaj wo hmse kuch khfa lgte he
Khfa hoke kitne pyare hmare humnava lgte he
Bs kya kahe or hm unke bare Me
Wo kabi Khuda to kabi Bewafa lagte he

Sorry sir "House Full" hai

Santa Goes 2 Cinema & asks 4 Movie tickt 4 Movie 3 idiots
Window Man-Sorry sir "House Full" ha
Santa- Kono baat nahi Bhai, do "house Full" hi de do

We are sorry to inform u that ur Roaming facility has expired today!

Dear subscriber,
We are sorry to inform u that ur Roaming facility has expired today!
Kindly immediatly return to
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ZOO!

warna Wo b "BIGAD" Jaynge.

Dear Friend aap
Ache,Imandar,Sanskaar,Sundar
Susheel,Shareef,Samjhdar
Logon se dur rehna
warna Wo b "BIGAD" Jaynge.

MURGA BANA KAR RAKHU

Sapne ki Tarah Tujhe Saja k Rakhu
Chandni raat k Nazaron se Chupa k rakhu
Meri Taqdeer Mere Sath nahi warna
Apne samne tujhe
MURGA BANA KAR RAKHU

HaPpY nEW YEaR,

Good Time Bad Time
Day Time Night Time
Off Time Work Time
Naye Saal Me Kisi v Time
Apun ka SMS Aa Sakta Hy
Bole To..
HaPpY nEW YEaR,

Bewakoof! Light gyi hui hai

Doctor ne ek Pagal se pucha-Tum CHHAT se kyu latak rahe ho

Pagal-Mai Bulb Hu
Doc-Tum Jal kyu nahi rahe
Pagal-Bewakoof! Light gyi hui hai

yaar mere papa bahut darponk hai

1 child -yaar mere papa bahut darponk hai
2 child -y?
1 child - jab bhi road cross karte hain to meri ungali pakad lete he or kahte chhodna mat..

To Phir Me Inkar Samjhun.

Santa Ne Banta Ki Beti Ka Rishta Manga
Banta Ne Santa Ko Bahut Mara
Mar Kha K Santa Utha
Kapde Jhad k Bola
To Phir Me Inkar Samjhun.

NEW YEAR 2010

NEW YEAR 2010

+New Aim
+New Achievement
+New Dream
+New Idea
+New Thinking
+New Ambition

=New Life+Success

Doobne Walo Ko Gehrai Ka Andaaza Na Tha.

Kounsa Zakhm Tha Jo Taaza Na Tha
Itne Gum They Ki Andaza Na Tha
Uski Jheel Si Aankhon Ka Kya Kasoor
Doobne Walo Ko Gehrai Ka Andaaza Na Tha.

CREATION

A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupidand so beautiful all at the same time.' The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain . God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; 
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!' 

W O R D S

W O R D S 

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 
30,000 to a man's 15,000. 
The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... 
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'

WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. 
An earlier discussion had led to an argument andneither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?' 
'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'